George Lopez Arrested for Casino Drunkenness

George just gave us the greatest statement ever … “Tied one on last night.  Not feeling great this morning.  I was trying to sleep it off,  unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.”

-This is the most attention that George Lopez has gotten in years. Well done Georgie Boy, you are back on the radar again.

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Nigerian man arrested for ‘having sex with a goat’ claims he ‘asked for permission’

I mean, as long as he asked permission here, I do not see the problem…. gross…

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/nigerian-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-goat-claims-he-asked-for-permission-9159961.html

Taking a “selfie” after a burglary…

Word of the wise: Do not commit a burglary. However, if you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT, take a “selfie” picture on your phone, and then leave said phone behind for the authorities to find and identify you with. I feel most of us know this already, but this was just a simple reminder…

http://www.heraldextra.com/news/weird-news/weird-news-selfie-photo-leads-to-california-burglary-arrest/article_623495f6-94f4-11e3-84b2-0019bb2963f4.html