George just gave us the greatest statement ever … “Tied one on last night. Not feeling great this morning. I was trying to sleep it off, unfortunately, it was on the casino floor.”
-This is the most attention that George Lopez has gotten in years. Well done Georgie Boy, you are back on the radar again.
Hopefully he broke into a dance and sang “can’t touch this” during his arrest
This guy is obviously a Jerk-Off (get it? sorry this guy obviously got the shaft….)
Word of the wise: Do not commit a burglary. However, if you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT, take a “selfie” picture on your phone, and then leave said phone behind for the authorities to find and identify you with. I feel most of us know this already, but this was just a simple reminder…