Man Arrested for covering self in jelly, having sex with Cow while friend video taped it

I guess the real story here in my mind, is that the guy who covers himself in jelly in order to have sex with a cow, actually had a friend…

The guy on the right looks like that guy from Glee who passed away last year.

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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/367589/Reid-Fontaine-was-covered-in-jelly-while-having-sex-with-a-cow

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Man Arrested for torturing rats in a box – Ex-Boss says he is ‘a kind hearted bloke’

A Gold Coast man who filmed himself torturing rats in a box has been handed a four-month jail sentence, but his former boss says he is a “kind-hearted bloke”.

Ryan Frank Geaghan, 24, pleaded guilty to four counts of animal cruelty after admitting to pouring boiling water on the rats and stabbing them with a stick.

….Ok, …. ummm….. this is precisely why I do not use Craigslist anymore, I know there are these types of crazies out there. Obviously we should check out his Ex-Boss as well right? I mean, after hearing this story he still claims that he is “a kind hearted bloke”, so something is most likely wrong with that dude as well…

“Hey Ryan, wanna grab a drink at the local bar by us?”

– “Sorry fellas, got a busy evening of torturing rats in box, thanks for the invite though!”

Truth or Dare game takes on a whole new level – “Man arrested after ‘stupid’ shooting dare”

Hey Mike, Truth or Dare…

-Dare

Ok, I Dare you to stand there like a dumb ass while I shoot you.

-Uh (thinks to himself “If I don’t get shot, I am a pussy” better man up and do this…) ….. Ok, fine…

(The Final Lesson here is, don’t be a pussy, let your friends shoot you… Or…maybe…don’t be bullied by peer…. no, wait, just don’t be a pussy i was right the first time.)

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/21725735/man-arrested-after-stupid-shooting-dare/

 

Naked Man Tased, Arrested In Downtown Pittsburgh

From the picture of him, he actually appears to be having a good time…I am sure until the tasing actually happened it was. Well done sir, I guess if anything you can grow some nice splotchy chest hair that appears to be a handful dirt that was thrown at you from a good distance away. Always look on the bright side my friend…

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http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/02/19/naked-man-tased-arrested-in-downtown-pittsburgh/

Substitute Teacher Accused of Lewd Act Said He Was Fixing Pants

This guy is certainly getting a lot of attention. His pants must have been or pretty wacky if he had to “fix” them aggressively for five or so minutes in the middle of the school’s hallway… I know at least when I fix my pants I always let my penis out to get some air during the process…

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Substitute-Teacher-Accused-of-Lewd-Act-in-School-247293241.html

Justin Bieber Dead, age 20…

Oh wait, I mean he was just arrested for a DUI where he drank two appletini’s. Wishful thinking I guess…

What a world I live in where I have to watch talented people die (like a Phillip Seymour Hoffman) while D-Bags like Bieber, Chris Brown, Kanye etc.. etc… get to parade around and thrive in their D-Bag ways. All of these guys will most likely live to be a 100 years old…

I mean, just look at this fruit cake: Image

http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/02/26/3961030/police-video-shows-justin-bieber.html