Man Arrested for covering self in jelly, having sex with Cow while friend video taped it

I guess the real story here in my mind, is that the guy who covers himself in jelly in order to have sex with a cow, actually had a friend…

The guy on the right looks like that guy from Glee who passed away last year.

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http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/367589/Reid-Fontaine-was-covered-in-jelly-while-having-sex-with-a-cow

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Man arrested, charged with DUI after crashing into deputy’s cruiser

Nuff Said in the title of this post right?… But just in case you wanted to see his mugshot, see below. He looks like David Blaine when one of his magic tricks don’t work. Poor guy.

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http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2014/mar/03/man-arrested-charged-dui-after-crashing-deputys-cr/

Man Arrested for torturing rats in a box – Ex-Boss says he is ‘a kind hearted bloke’

A Gold Coast man who filmed himself torturing rats in a box has been handed a four-month jail sentence, but his former boss says he is a “kind-hearted bloke”.

Ryan Frank Geaghan, 24, pleaded guilty to four counts of animal cruelty after admitting to pouring boiling water on the rats and stabbing them with a stick.

….Ok, …. ummm….. this is precisely why I do not use Craigslist anymore, I know there are these types of crazies out there. Obviously we should check out his Ex-Boss as well right? I mean, after hearing this story he still claims that he is “a kind hearted bloke”, so something is most likely wrong with that dude as well…

“Hey Ryan, wanna grab a drink at the local bar by us?”

– “Sorry fellas, got a busy evening of torturing rats in box, thanks for the invite though!”

Truth or Dare game takes on a whole new level – “Man arrested after ‘stupid’ shooting dare”

Hey Mike, Truth or Dare…

-Dare

Ok, I Dare you to stand there like a dumb ass while I shoot you.

-Uh (thinks to himself “If I don’t get shot, I am a pussy” better man up and do this…) ….. Ok, fine…

(The Final Lesson here is, don’t be a pussy, let your friends shoot you… Or…maybe…don’t be bullied by peer…. no, wait, just don’t be a pussy i was right the first time.)

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/21725735/man-arrested-after-stupid-shooting-dare/

 

Naked Man Tased, Arrested In Downtown Pittsburgh

From the picture of him, he actually appears to be having a good time…I am sure until the tasing actually happened it was. Well done sir, I guess if anything you can grow some nice splotchy chest hair that appears to be a handful dirt that was thrown at you from a good distance away. Always look on the bright side my friend…

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http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/02/19/naked-man-tased-arrested-in-downtown-pittsburgh/

Substitute Teacher Accused of Lewd Act Said He Was Fixing Pants

This guy is certainly getting a lot of attention. His pants must have been or pretty wacky if he had to “fix” them aggressively for five or so minutes in the middle of the school’s hallway… I know at least when I fix my pants I always let my penis out to get some air during the process…

http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Substitute-Teacher-Accused-of-Lewd-Act-in-School-247293241.html

Justin Bieber Dead, age 20…

Oh wait, I mean he was just arrested for a DUI where he drank two appletini’s. Wishful thinking I guess…

What a world I live in where I have to watch talented people die (like a Phillip Seymour Hoffman) while D-Bags like Bieber, Chris Brown, Kanye etc.. etc… get to parade around and thrive in their D-Bag ways. All of these guys will most likely live to be a 100 years old…

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http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/02/26/3961030/police-video-shows-justin-bieber.html